"Women should be obscene and not heard."
-Groucho Marx
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"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.“
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"In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom."
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"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
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