"Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas."
-Johnny Carson
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"Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.“
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"My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day."
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"Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined."
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"The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money."
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