Karl Kraus

"Science is spectral analysis. Art is light synthesis."

"Education is a crutch with which the foolish attack the wise to prove that they are not idiots."

"Education is what most receive, many pass on, and few possess."

"Sex education is legitimate in that girls cannot be taught soon enough how children don't come into the world."

"Experiences are savings which a miser puts aside. Wisdom is an inheritance which a wastrel cannot exhaust."

"If the reporter has killed our imagination with his truth, he threatens our life with his lies."