Louise Brown

"When dad told me Mr Steptoe had passed away, I broke down."

"Sometimes I like to play the soundtracks to famous musicals so we can all sing along. South Pacific is one of my favorites. Our neighbors must hate us."

"I could write an entertaining novel about rejection slips, but I fear it would be overly long."

"I bought a selection of short, romantic fiction novels, studied them, decided that I had found a formula and then wrote a book that I figured was the perfect story. Thank goodness it was rejected."