"I don't know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain't even never been to a wedding."
-Mike Epps
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"I can remember when I was a baby and my mother was there watching the show. I went and bought 100 episodes and watched them. I respect it so much that the sitcom itself and Ed Norton I'm not playing Ed Norton but my version of it, cause I'm a black man."
-Mike Epps
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"I'm a survivor of life. I try to give the glory to God and appreciate what's happening to me."
-Mike Epps
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"You know, my life's changed now. I'm starting to experience what people are really supposed to do. You supposed to be married. You're supposed to have a family, kids, treat your wife right."
-Mike Epps
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"How sweet it is!"
-Jackie Gleason
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"We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack."
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"We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor."
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