"I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad."
-Moon Unit Zappa
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"We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one.“
-Moon Unit Zappa
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