"If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult."
-P. J. O'Rourke
ValentinesdayView Quote
"Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.“
-P. J. O'Rourke
posted in Love
Other Quotes by P. J. O'Rourke
Discover more inspiring quotes by P. J. O'Rourke
"The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it."
-P. J. O'Rourke
WorkView Quote
"There's a certain kind of behavior in the Arab world that, to me, resembles the way young men behave when there is no significant influence from women in their lives."
-P. J. O'Rourke
WomenView Quote
"There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner."
-P. J. O'Rourke
WomenView Quote
"After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi."
-P. J. O'Rourke
WomenView Quote
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible."
-P. J. O'Rourke
WomenView Quote
Same Category
More quotes in this category
"Even if a unity of faith is not possible, a unity of love is."
-Hans Urs von Balthasar
LoveView Quote
"At the end of the day, you know, love does not happen between two perfect people as much as we would wish."
-Hillary Clinton
LoveView Quote
"Metaphors are dangerous. Love begins with a metaphor. Which is to say, love begins at the point when a woman enters her first word into our poetic memory."
-Milan Kundera
LoveView Quote
"I did not just fall in love. I made a parachute jump."
-Zora Neale Hurston
LoveView Quote
"A religious man is a person who holds God and man in one thought at one time, at all times, who suffers harm done to others, whose greatest passion is compassion, whose greatest strength is love and defiance of despair."
-Abraham Joshua Heschel
LoveView Quote
"The main facts in human life are five: birth, food, sleep, love and death."
-E. M. Forster
LoveView Quote