Peter De Vries

"The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly."

"Murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums."

"A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after."

"I was thinking that we all learn by experience, but some of us have to go to summer school."

"Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us."

"Murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums."