"My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor."
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"What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day."
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"Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children."
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"The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public."
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"Our dog died from licking our wedding picture."
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"Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed."
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"No man has any natural authority over his fellow men."
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