"In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children."
-Robert Benchley
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"I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.“
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"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."
-Robert Benchley
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"Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other."
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"There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them."
-Robert Benchley
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"Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?"
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"Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of."
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"Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition."
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"I wear black skinny-fit jeans - I can't get away from them. It's funny because I wore baggy jeans for ages, then one day my friend convinced me to try on a skinny pair and I thought they were great."
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"Nobody, I think, ought to read poetry, or look at pictures or statues, who cannot find a great deal more in them than the poet or artist has actually expressed. Their highest merit is suggestiveness."
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"I remember a great America where we made everything. There was a time when the only thing you got from Japan was a really bad cheap transistor radio that some aunt gave you for Christmas."
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