"If you can laugh together, you can work together."
-Robert Orben
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"Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.“
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"Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
-Robert Orben
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"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
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"Every speaker has a mouth An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet."
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"Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success."
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"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success."
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