Robin Williams

"Carpe per diem - seize the check."

"Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!"

"No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world."

"When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?"

"I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you."

"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"