"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
-Rodney Dangerfield
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"I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.“
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"Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide he exposes himself."
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"I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof."
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"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it."
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"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out."
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"With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me."
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