"I've been playing on Christmas for the last 10, 11, 12 years. So just got to get up early with the babies, and give them their toys and try to get a nap in and just come to play."
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"I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself.“
-Shaquille O'Neal
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"If you got the game, you got the game. That's why Tiger Woods is out there playing golf with Greg Norman."
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"I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok."
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"The best quality about Kobe Bryant? You want me to be honest? I don't know. I'll tell you why. I open my arms to everybody. But he never stepped forward for the embrace. So I never really got to know him. I don't know anything about him, and it's kinda sad."
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"I'm a weird big guy. Doing rapping, doing movies. Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way."
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"I don't believe that I personally have been changed by the money. The bad thing is people assume you've changed because now you have money."
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