"I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place."
-Steven Wright
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"I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time."
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"I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it."
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"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time."
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"I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time."
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"I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."
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