"Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon."
-Tim Allen
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"Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.“
-Tim Allen
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