"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself."
-Johnny Carson
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"For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.“
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"My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day."
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"Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas."
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"Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined."
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"Death ends a life, not a relationship."
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"I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge. That myth is more potent than history. That dreams are more powerful than facts. That hope always triumphs over experience. That laughter is the only cure for grief. And I believe that love is stronger than death."
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"It is love, not reason, that is stronger than death."
-Thomas Mann
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