"You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough."
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"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.“
-Joe E. Lewis
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"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."
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