Joe E. Lewis

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

-Joe E. Lewis

diet
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

-Joe E. Lewis

funny
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

-Joe E. Lewis

funny
I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

-Joe E. Lewis

sports
You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.

-Joe E. Lewis

work

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