"You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough."
-Joe E. Lewis
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"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster."
-Joe E. Lewis
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"The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love."
-Joe E. Lewis
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"I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink."
-Joe E. Lewis
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"I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I'm out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
-Marilyn Monroe
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"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."
-Robert Frost
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"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."
-Hunter S. Thompson
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"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."
-Michael Jordan
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"The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter."
-Dave Barry
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"Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after."
-Henry David Thoreau
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"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air."
-Jack Benny
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"If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out."
-George Brett
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