"You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough."
-Joe E. Lewis
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"I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play."
-Joe E. Lewis
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"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster."
-Joe E. Lewis
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"I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink."
-Joe E. Lewis
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"I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I'm out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
-Marilyn Monroe
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"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."
-Robert Frost
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"People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading."
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"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
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"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is."
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