"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper."
-Jerry Seinfeld
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"Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end."
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"The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!"
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"That's the true spirit of Christmas people being helped by people other than me."
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"Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death."
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"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, 'I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.'"
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"If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance."
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"Family is the most important thing in the world."
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"I don't think a female running a house is a problem, a broken family. It's perceived as one because of the notion that a head is a man."
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"As the family goes, so goes the nation and so goes the whole world in which we live."
-Pope John Paul II
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