"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."
-Mark Twain
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"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."
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"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
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"Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be."
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"When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain."
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