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Mark Twain

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

-Mark Twain

age

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

-Mark Twain

age

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

-Mark Twain

age

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

-Mark Twain

anger

When angry, count to four when very angry, swear.

-Mark Twain

anger

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

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best

If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.

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best

We have the best government that money can buy.

-Mark Twain

best

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

-Mark Twain

best

It is not best that we should all think alike it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races.

-Mark Twain

best

Prosperity is the best protector of principle.

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best

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

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business

It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.

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business

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.

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business

A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.

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communication

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.

-Mark Twain

courage

It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.

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courage

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

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death

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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death

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

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death

Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.

-Mark Twain

death

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

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education

Don't let schooling interfere with your education.

-Mark Twain

education

I've never let my school interfere with my education.

-Mark Twain

education

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

education

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.

-Mark Twain

education

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

-Mark Twain

education

I never let schooling interfere with my education.

-Mark Twain

education

Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.

-Mark Twain

education

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

-Mark Twain

experience

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.

-Mark Twain

fear

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

-Mark Twain

fear

Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.

-Mark Twain

fear

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

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food

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.

-Mark Twain

forgiveness

It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.

Mark Twain

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

When angry, count to four when very angry, swear.

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.

We have the best government that money can buy.

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

It is not best that we should all think alike it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races.

Prosperity is the best protector of principle.

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.

A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.

It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

Don't let schooling interfere with your education.

I've never let my school interfere with my education.

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

I never let schooling interfere with my education.

Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.

It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.

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