"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."
-Mark Twain
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"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."
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"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
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"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."
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"Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be."
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"When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain."
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"A joke is a very serious thing."
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"Humor is reason gone mad."
-Groucho Marx
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"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."
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"The secret to humor is surprise."
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"Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it."
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"When humor goes, there goes civilization."
-Erma Bombeck
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