"Half the lies they tell about me aren't true."
-Yogi Berra
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"Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets."
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"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."
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"I don't mean to be funny."
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"I never said most of the things I said."
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