Yogi Berra
I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
-Yogi Berra
change
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
-Yogi Berra
food
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
-Yogi Berra
funny
I never said most of the things I said.
-Yogi Berra
funny
I don't mean to be funny.
-Yogi Berra
funny
The future ain't what it used to be.
-Yogi Berra
future
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
-Yogi Berra
good
I don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to 'em? More power to 'em.
-Yogi Berra
money
I don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to 'em? More power to 'em.
-Yogi Berra
power
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
-Yogi Berra
sports
You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
-Yogi Berra
sports
How can you think and hit at the same time?
-Yogi Berra
time
A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I don't make 'em up. I don't even know when I say it. They're the truth. And it is the truth. I don't know.
-Yogi Berra
truth
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