Yogi Berra

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?"

"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."

"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."

"I never said most of the things I said."

"I don't mean to be funny."

"The future ain't what it used to be."