"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying."
-Woody Allen
workView Quote
"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.“
-Woody Allen
posted in funny
Other Quotes
Discover more inspiring quotes from our collection
"I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia."
-Woody Allen
warView Quote
"Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once."
-Woody Allen
timeView Quote
"Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all."
-Woody Allen
timeView Quote
"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."
-Woody Allen
thankfulView Quote
"I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers."
-Woody Allen
teacherView Quote
Same Category
More quotes in this category
"The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic, blonde actress with the funny voice."
-Joey Lauren Adams
funnyView Quote
"But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that."
-Wanda Sykes
funnyView Quote
"It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world."
-Artie Lange
funnyView Quote
"I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business."
-Wanda Sykes
funnyView Quote
"When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government, the fundamentalists say that we and the Bush Administration are in the same camp. The funny thing is that human rights activists and Mr. Bush can never be situated in the same group."
-Shirin Ebadi
funnyView Quote
"So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been going on in my life."
-Piper Perabo
funnyView Quote