"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."
-Robert Benchley
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"In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children."
-Robert Benchley
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"I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well."
-Robert Benchley
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"It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous."
-Robert Benchley
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"There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them."
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"A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death."
-Robert Benchley
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"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."
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"People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading."
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"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
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"To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone."
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"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is."
-Ellen DeGeneres
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