"I had a friend whose family had dinner together. The mother would tuck you in at night and make breakfast in the morning. They even had a spare bike for a friend. It just seemed so amazing to me."
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"I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad.“
-Moon Unit Zappa
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