"It's not that we fly by the seat of our pants. We're not afraid of failure."
-Craig Ferguson
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"I dropped out of high school when I was 16, after I had a huge argument with my English teacher over the meaning of the word 'existentialism.'"
-Craig Ferguson
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"I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman."
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"The wedding took place in Vermont, where they have legalized gay civil unions, and I married a woman."
-Craig Ferguson
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"I think I'm just someone that just tries to get by. I'm kind of - if it was during the Second World War, I'd be a black marketeer, I think."
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"If Scotland and America go to war, I'm afraid I've already sworn in."
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"A joke is a very serious thing."
-Winston Churchill
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"Humor is reason gone mad."
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"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."
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"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."
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"The secret to humor is surprise."
-Aristotle
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"Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it."
-Langston Hughes
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