"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
-Groucho Marx
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"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
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"Humor is reason gone mad."
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"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know."
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"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."
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"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
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