"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land."
-Jon Stewart
Migrate2View Quote
"The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, they're going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him.“
-Jon Stewart
posted in Legal
Other Quotes by Jon Stewart
Discover more inspiring quotes by Jon Stewart
"If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American - our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that."
-Jon Stewart
FreedomView Quote
"You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things."
-Jon Stewart
WorkView Quote
"I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else."
-Jon Stewart
DreamsView Quote
"Our culture is just a series of checks and balances. The whole idea that we're in a battle between tyranny and freedom - it's a series of pendulum swings."
-Jon Stewart
FreedomView Quote
"I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor."
-Jon Stewart
MoviesView Quote
Same Category
More quotes in this category
"You can't learn everything you need to know legally."
-John Irving
LegalView Quote
"Advertising is legalized lying."
-H. G. Wells
LegalView Quote
"Laws are spider webs through which the big flies pass and the little ones get caught."
-Honore de Balzac
LegalView Quote
"Deceive not thy physician, confessor, nor lawyer."
-George Herbert
LegalView Quote
"To some lawyers, all facts are created equal."
-Felix Frankfurter
LegalView Quote
"Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished."
-Jeremy Bentham
LegalView Quote