"Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them."
-Bill Maher
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"Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the 'will of the people' goes out the window.“
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"Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'"
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"What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country."
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"Freedom isn't free. It shouldn't be a bragging point that 'Oh, I don't get involved in politics,' as if that makes someone cleaner. No, that makes you derelict of duty in a republic. Liars and panderers in government would have a much harder time of it if so many people didn't insist on their right to remain ignorant and blindly agreeable."
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"Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need."
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"I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder."
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