"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper."
-Jerry Seinfeld
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"Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end."
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"There is no such thing as fun for the whole family."
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"The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!"
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"That's the true spirit of Christmas people being helped by people other than me."
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"Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death."
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