"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."
-Erma Bombeck
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"There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.“
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"Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy."
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"When humor goes, there goes civilization."
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"Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely."
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"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."
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"A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat."
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"When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive - to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love."
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"Love. Fall in love and stay in love. Write only what you love, and love what you write. The key word is love. You have to get up in the morning and write something you love, something to live for."
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"Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me. After the explosion, I spent the rest of the day putting the pieces together."
-Ray Bradbury
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