"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
-Groucho Marx
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"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.“
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"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
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"Humor is reason gone mad."
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"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."
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"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
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"Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you."
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"Love. Fall in love and stay in love. Write only what you love, and love what you write. The key word is love. You have to get up in the morning and write something you love, something to live for."
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"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."
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