"I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?"
-Jay London
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"It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes."
-Jay London
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"My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings."
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"My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality."
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"I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out."
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"I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger."
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"When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive - to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love."
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"Love. Fall in love and stay in love. Write only what you love, and love what you write. The key word is love. You have to get up in the morning and write something you love, something to live for."
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"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know."
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"The one ironclad rule is that I have to try. I have to walk into my writing room and pick up my pen every weekday morning."
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"Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me. After the explosion, I spent the rest of the day putting the pieces together."
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