"Nothing in life prepares you to be famous."
-Jeff Foxworthy
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"My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.“
-Jeff Foxworthy
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"I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument."
-Jeff Foxworthy
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"For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors."
-Jeff Foxworthy
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"If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'"
-Jeff Foxworthy
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"Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work."
-Jeff Foxworthy
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"I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did."
-Jeff Foxworthy
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-Ray Bradbury
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