"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
-Groucho Marx
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"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
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"Humor is reason gone mad."
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"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know."
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"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."
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"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
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"Without music, life would be a mistake."
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"If music be the food of love, play on."
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"Love is a friendship set to music."
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"Develop an interest in life as you see it the people, things, literature, music - the world is so rich, simply throbbing with rich treasures, beautiful souls and interesting people. Forget yourself."
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"My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary."
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"Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul."
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