"For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work."
-Doug Larson
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"Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.“
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"A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!"
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"Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk."
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"The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment."
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"Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks."
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"A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself."
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