Doug Larson
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
-Doug Larson
age
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
-Doug Larson
anniversary
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
-Doug Larson
best
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
-Doug Larson
car
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
-Doug Larson
change
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
-Doug Larson
computers
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
-Doug Larson
experience
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
-Doug Larson
friendship
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
-Doug Larson
gardening
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
-Doug Larson
happiness
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
-Doug Larson
home
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
-Doug Larson
humor
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
-Doug Larson
learning
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
-Doug Larson
learning
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
-Doug Larson
marriage
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
-Doug Larson
nature
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
-Doug Larson
parenting
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
-Doug Larson
politics
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
-Doug Larson
success
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.
-Doug Larson
time
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
-Doug Larson
wisdom
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
-Doug Larson
wisdom
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.
-Doug Larson
work
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