"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
-Groucho Marx
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"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.“
-Groucho Marx
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