"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
-Groucho Marx
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"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.“
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"Humor is reason gone mad."
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"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know."
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"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."
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"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
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"Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you."
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"Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be."
-Mark Twain
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"We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love."
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"Someday, after mastering the winds, the waves, the tides and gravity, we shall harness for God the energies of love, and then, for a second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire."
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"Eternity is in love with the productions of time."
-William Blake
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