"I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time."
-Steven Wright
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"I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time.“
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"I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."
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"What's another word for Thesaurus?"
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"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done."
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"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
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"Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time."
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