"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
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"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.“
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"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps."
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"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
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"I was the kid next door's imaginary friend."
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