"I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time."
-Steven Wright
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"I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.“
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"I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."
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"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done."
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"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
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"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
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"There is no time for cut-and-dried monotony. There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time!"
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"In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you."
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"In dwelling, live close to the ground. In thinking, keep to the simple. In conflict, be fair and generous. In governing, don't try to control. In work, do what you enjoy. In family life, be completely present."
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