"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present."
-Joan Rivers
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"I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.“
-Joan Rivers
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"She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven."
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"Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television."
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"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."
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"Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too."
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"I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive."
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"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
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"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying."
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"In dwelling, live close to the ground. In thinking, keep to the simple. In conflict, be fair and generous. In governing, don't try to control. In work, do what you enjoy. In family life, be completely present."
-Lao Tzu
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