Adam Carolla

"I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age."

"In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money... and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn't very good at it."

"The very definition of 'beauty' is outside."

"If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life."

"I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age."

"My first car was a motorcycle."